alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

'"I love you." ✓Seen at 3:23'
— Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels
(via nakedvibe)
sleezed:

Slayin’

sleezed:

I just hope my future wife knows ima eat that pussy till she’s asleep and till she’s awake. Ima eat it everyday ugh. Ima eat cause I’m Bored. Ima eat it cause it’s raining hell ima eat it cause I found two bucks. Ima. Fold her ass like a lawn chair and eat it look I don’t give a fuck about anything

nakedly:

how is posting a selfie or taking a selfie being “self obsessed”? Is it wrong to love yourself or appreciate what you look like these days? If you fucking send hate to someone because they’ve posted a few selfies then you really need to go through a reality check because to find yourself even slightly attractive is a good and a magnificent thing. 

'I want to make you smile and I want to make you cum.
I want to hold your hand and I want to hold your hips down while you’re writhing.
I want to make your eyes light up and I want to make them roll in the back of your head.
I want to be your reason to wake up and your reason to stay in bed.
I want to kiss your wounds and I want you to leave them on my back.
I want to play with your hair while you sleep and I want to feel it between my fingers while you are on top of me.
I want to memorize the repetition of your breathing and I want to memorize the sporadics of your moaning.
I want to see the arch in your grin and I want to feel the arch in your back before you collapse.
I want to go out to dinner with you and I want to go down on you.
I want to make you laugh and I want to make you scream.
I want to still be able to taste you in the morning.
I want you in every form.
'
— (via sexloveandnerdystuff)

Dude. I’m about it. I’ll just lay there.

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mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

look who took your phone. ok im bored now

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything